Oh I feel like crap

I've been sick all weekend and I don't feel good. Please send vegan chicken soup vibes my way that I might feel better soon. I found a book at the thrift store "The Natural Doctor", I learned that cutting an onion and putting it next to my bed at night might help. We'll see, I'll let you know if it works or not. At least Schmoop won't have to worry about any guys hitting on me tomorrow either way.